3 green lights...

SERIOUSLY...how hard can it be to get 3 green lights in a row??? everyday on the way to work, my siblings and i try to get through the 3 traffic lights while they're still green...not to mention having the same goal for on the way home...for a total of 6 green lights in the day. now, that doesn't sound so hard, does it? no, i don't think so either...especially because it's not even like a super busy section of the city or anything. but usually we either end up getting like 3 red lights, or what's even WORSE is when you get all but one. oh that is just so maddening! and yes, i know it sounds like quite a stupid game, but you should try it...it can actually keep you quite entertained!...

and just cuz i know you're SO interested...here's the view of the roads...


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maybe i'll even let you know if we get lucky enough this summer to get 3 (or 6!) in a row...

you know you're a music major if...you get this joke...

Three notes go into a bar.

C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.”

So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished; the G is out flat.

An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me. I’ll just be a second.”

An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.

Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, “Get out now! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”

The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: “You’re looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development.” This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au naturel.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest.

The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides he needs a rest - and closes the bar...